whats your craziest school story?

im still a student, but i have many ancedotes from my shitty school lol, heres a list, though i got to warn you its kinda heavy lol




- the time i was checking my email and got sexually harassed
- the time a lockdown happened and i thought i survived a school shooting for like, the rest of the week
- the time someone posted a picture of a gun and THREATENED TO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL
- my compsci teacher died of cancer and i shrugged it off

i might have went TOO heavy for this thinking about it

oh my god I have a lot of crazy stories from school but I'm afraid I can't explicitly tell them all on here because some contain inapropriate stuff.

Instead I'll tell you guys three stories, two from elementary school and one from middle school!
First one I believe happened somewhere in second or third grade, not too sure. We had a huge school yard of about 5x3 meters, all made of concrete, no slides, no swings, nothing, just children walking, running and other stuff like that, sometimes the boys from 4th grade would get an empty plastic bottle and use it as a football ball, and whenever that happened there would be literal chaos in the yard as they were supper aggressive while playing.
Now on the left side of the yard there was an area that was just grass and also a tall brick wall separating the school from other buildings, and on the other side of the wall there was an oak tree, with a few branches leaned over the wall. Supposedly, two or three kids from my class played around that tree with sticks and OH NO!!! ONE OF THEM HIT A WASP NEST! When that happened probably more than half of the kids were outside playing and as soon as they hit the nest the freaking apocalypse started. The wasps were anrgy and they started going after all the kids. Do you guys know the film "the birds" from 1963? The one where the birds start attacking people and stuff??? I honestly haven't watched it however I have seen a few clips of it and honestly the wasp attack was quite similar to that. I was outside when it happened, with two other girls and it was pure MAYHEM. Kids were screaming, crying and everyone tried to get back inside. Now I don't remember if the wasps got inside the building or not (I have to mention that my elementary school was quite small, so there could've been a possibility of that happening) but I remember we all went to our teacher sobbing, screaming and all of us were having panic attacks, so she guided us to our class to calm us down while she, along with the other teachers, called a deratization team to get rid of the wasps and also called some parents to pick up their kids cause some of them got bit by the wasps and were in literal shambles. I don't remember what happened after that but when school was over and my parents picked me up I could see two middle aged dudes getting rid of the nest

Another story from the same time period, our class were the literal equivalent of the bullies from little nightmares two, when you walk around the school building trying to save Six and they are on the verge of beating you up. Okay, we weren't necessarily as mean as them, but we were as chaotic for sure!
During breaks we would either run around the class, scream, either in our class or in the hallway, and do other things like that. Now in this story three boys were chasing eachother during break. There were three rows of desks, so they were running in a circle, kind of. I don't remember all the details but I think the third one, from the back, pushed the second kid and that kid automatically pushed the kid in front of him. Now. I have no idea what happened. Either all the stars and planets got aligned or something, cause as soon as he was about to hit the floor THE TEACHER OPENED THE DOOR AND THE GUY SLAMS HIS HEAD REALLY HARD. The teacher got scared as she didn't intend for this to happen and picked up the boy and placed him on his seat. The kid puts his head on the desk and all the kids gather around to see what happend. Now I was a scaredy cat in elementary and I hated seeing blood and other subjects that involve extreme violence so I was the only one who didn't see the damage, but from my classmate's reaction, which was more syncronized than all our themed school festivities, I could tell that the injury was quite bad, flowing blood and everything else. Our teacher reached for the emergency kit, placed a towel over his head and called his mom to pick him up. The kid was okay, we saw him again after a few days, but at the end of the school year we moved to germany. Rumour has it that you could still see a dent in the door where he hit his head.

Now for the last one! This happened in seventh grade, near the end of the first semester.
This story happened before the first period started, so before 8 A.M. I had to go to the doctor because I had to get a medical report that was necessary, as I had to switch schools and a medical report was needed, so i missed half of the first class, so I'm gonna say it the same way my classmates explained it to me!
So this happened two years ago almost, there was still some covid around so our head teacher would give us saliva tests to take at home, in the morning, for at most two times a week. A kid from my class did this test in the morning and it said that it was positive, but what did the guy do? WENT TO SCHOOL! As soon as he got in the class he started shaking hands with all the guys and then say that he's covid positive. As soon as everyone heard it they were all shocked and started screaming at him to go outside and started asking him why he even came if he was positive. He started arguing with some girls and other kids started opening all the windows. Now, as I said before, this happened near the end of the first semester, which was in winter, at 8 A.M, and our class was at the highest floor, so the kids put on their jackets and continued screaming at the guy while others used some hand sanitizer. Our first class was with a teacher who was quite old, so as soon as she walks in and sees the opened windows and the kids washing their hands she says: "awwww you kids are so responsible! You guys care about your hygiene and-" "miss, the guy has covid." as soon as she heard this her mood changed and she proceeded to scream at him, then she called our head teacher who then called the principal to sort things out. And then I arrived at school and when I asked what happened they told me the story. After the class ended the head teacher asked him: "So first of all, why didn't you stay home, and second, why didn't you tell me about it???" and then he did another test and that one was negative.

Yeah that's it for nowww

In end of February 2020 I was still required to attend a field trip even though I was 40º 

I remember some kid in middle school who would steal people's phones to hack into people's YouTube accounts and delete all of their videos. One day, the school got cameras installed, obviously, you know what happened next. He got caught.

I believe they were suspended for a little bit, but I'm not 100% sure for how long since they were in a different grade than I was. From what I heard after it happened the school basically tried to cover it all up and they pretty much got a slap on the wrist.