whats your craziest school story?

The time in middle school where two girls got into a brawl in the middle of class. It started when girl A mouthed off to girl B. Girl B then walked over with a chair and demanded to that she repeat what she didn't have a chance before she punched her in the face. Girl A and B soon started knocking over desk and ripping each other's hair out. The teacher who had just been yelling knock it off prior to this then decided to get up and lightly slap them yelling "stop it now". Another girl, girl C,was recording the entire event but another girl, girl D didn't like this for some reason and decided to yell at her in the middle of this fight about her recording this. This then caused the teacher to yell and take the phone from Girl C, all the while Girl A and B are balding each other. Finally all this noise caught the attention of two other teachers who were able to come in and break the girls up who both ran out of the room after they were pulled off each other which caused those teachers to chase after them partly because one of them had a small head wound and was bleeding everywhere and beause they needed to go to the office. Meanwhile our teacher was now at her desk crying in her room covered in hair, turned over desk and chairs and blood. The bell then rang and everyone ran out of the room as if nothing happened.

These all took place in the same high school and although these make the high school seem like a bad place, it mostly wasn't, minus these events:

The high school I went to, when I started it was in different location while a new school was built nearby and we moved a year later. At the first school, some of the pathways were made of concrete with lots of little stones sticking out which were a bit sharp in places. I was walking up one steep path at lunch break. At the top, some students were bumping into each other, just messing around, but one fell back into me and I fell face first into the ground with the sharp stones. I tried putting my hands out to stop myself getting hurt but it happened too fast. That was the worst pain I have ever felt so far. Split my nose right down the middle, broke it and smashed my glasses. 

These events happened 2-4 years later in the new high school:

When I was in high school, one day a big fight broke out between the boys of two different classes in different years, one being the class I was in. I don't know exactly what triggered it, but it had been brewing for a few days prior and I had been sick when the escalation started. The day I came back, I said hello to one of the boys in the other years class and he punched me in the face and I had done nothing! At lunch, one guy in my class got a swirlie in one of the toilets. Then it came to a head when one boy chased another around the school with a 2x4 with a nail sticking out of it and then some teenagers outside the school who lived in the area, started throwing stones over the fence into the school. Some students threw stones back. The teens outside the school didn't go to our school but I think lived nearby.

Then the principal had enough and called an assembly of the whole school. She wasn't the nicest when she got mad. Think Miss Finster from Disney's Recess when one or more of the kids did something and got caught by her as I once was swinging a bag of sandwiches and accidentally let go of it and it ended up on the roof of one of the classrooms and she yelled at me and said I was making extra work for the janitor.

Some of the toilets got vandalised at the time and she wouldn't let anyone leave school until someone owned up to it and no one would. Also she wanted to know who was throwing stones. Eventually she got the ones who did it and the next day I was in class, I looked out the window and I saw the same teenagers who threw stones into the school, being chased by police across some fields, so that was a crazy two days!

One other time in the same school, I was again out sick and while I was sick, a student in my class, he got upset at student in another class in our year and had hit his face into a wall in the hallway between some of the classrooms using a metal chain. When I came back, There was a dent in the wall that was patched up and the student who had his face it, had to have plastic surgery to repair the damage.

Once someone let off stink bombs in the hallway of the building that had the science labs and IT classroom in it and no one could go near the area as it stank so bad. It was the same day a group of us made a mini hot air balloon and flew it and it landed on the roof of a building and almost set it on fire. Whoops.

When I was in my last year of the high school, I basically failed Science as our main science teacher was out on maternity leave and we kept getting new supply teachers. The first wasn't great and I got my only ever detention for not doing homework, which to be fair I didn't understand due to us not getting taught properly. The second teacher we had just kept telling us that he was from San Francisco then got drunk on Whiskey he drank in the room at the back of the classroom and soon after got fired. The last teacher we had was the best, but by that time it was too late and I failed my final Science exam.

It was similar in English class. Our teacher, he kept preaching to us about the dangers of drugs among other things, but there was often a funny smell coming out of the backroom in his classroom so I think he should have practised what he preached!

A much less crazier story, i told my bully that he has a bad haircut and he went to the bathroom and called his mom. He never had that haircut again.

When I was in 5th grade, I would go to the middle school before my school started to do orchestra. Anyways one day someone pulled a prank by putting fish heads on the gate to the parking lot. And these were pretty good sized fish.

Not sure if true, but apparently in the "older days" (IE prior to the 90s) it wasn't too uncommon at ritzy schools for teachers to just return from lunch drunk (students sometimes welcomed it as they could do homework for other classes while the teachers themselves droned on and on). I couldn't even IMAGINE that today, except at like the absolute richest and absolute poorest schools. 

On the last day of my senior year in high-school, somebody released a bunch of crickets into the main stairwell of the school. Entire staircase was closed for the rest of the day, and I hear it took them a few days to clear them all out.