whats your craziest school story?

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whats your craziest school story? Sept 7, 2023 20:54:04 GMT via mobile extremewreck2000 likes this

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Post by nostalgist32x on Sept 7, 2023 20:54:04 GMT

There was this one kid who kept commenting on snapchat post threatening to shoot up the school! He did this twice, the first time wasn't a lock down, but it was a "shelter in place." We were told over intercom to go to the nearest room and sit there for a set amount of time. The second time was a lock down and it was the only legitimate lock down I've ever been in. I was in theater so we had a sense of humor about it making up funny scenarios about what would happen. After that the kids was caught and Expelled. Ben was his name, but I'm not revealing his last name, all I'll say is I knew him in elementary school and it doesn't surprise me at all he did this. Ben was a huge jokester, and acted pretty immature most of the time.

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whats your craziest school story? Sept 12, 2023 17:34:56 GMT MantleM likes this

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Aug 24, 2023 5:53:58 GMT rowler said:

There were a bunch from high school…

- the seniors did a bizarre prank for Easter where they tied an Easter bunny plush to a cross. They tied it to fishing string and then found a way to tie it up from the top of the bleachers. So it looked like the bunny cross was floating in mid air.

- a boy was pissed off at his ex girlfriend, so he threw a smoke bomb in her locker. Her locker melted and the whole hall filled with smoke.

- they finished renovating the science hall and we had these brand new rooms. However, one of the chemistry teachers was “showing off” and he ended up lighting the ceiling on fire. A student filmed it and put it on YouTube and the school reported his video to get it removed from YouTube.

- this didn’t happen when I was there but when my little brother was there… a chemistry teacher was trying to do a trick where she used chemicals to make a rainbow out of fire. She made a mistake and ended up burning herself and several students. One kid’s injuries were so severe that they had to airlift him to the hospital.

College one…
- some idiots thought it was a good idea to made a drug lab in their dorm and it exploded.

Were the schools you attended founded by Oppenheimer or something? Lot’s of explosions.

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whats your craziest school story? Sept 18, 2023 15:18:52 GMT extremewreck2000 likes this

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Sept 7, 2023 20:54:04 GMT nostalgist32x said:

There was this one kid who kept commenting on snapchat post threatening to shoot up the school! He did this twice, the first time wasn't a lock down, but it was a "shelter in place." We were told over intercom to go to the nearest room and sit there for a set amount of time. The second time was a lock down and it was the only legitimate lock down I've ever been in. I was in theater so we had a sense of humor about it making up funny scenarios about what would happen. After that the kids was caught and Expelled. Ben was his name, but I'm not revealing his last name, all I'll say is I knew him in elementary school and it doesn't surprise me at all he did this. Ben was a huge jokester, and acted pretty immature most of the time.

same thing happened at my school, but with instagram, and we had 4 announcments of threats, one was a reddit meme, then another one, then trolls on the website saying horrible stuff, then the instagram, it was a crazy year

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whats your craziest school story? Sept 20, 2023 2:15:33 GMT extremewreck2000 likes this

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Post by surrealkangaroo on Sept 20, 2023 2:15:33 GMT

This just came to me, but when I was in 8th grade some guys in my history class wanted to do a “water chugging contest” on the day before winter break (or Thanksgiving, I can’t remember). The teacher was actually okay with it because he thought they were just going to be drinking paper cups of water. In reality they were chugging down full 500 mL bottles. One kid threw up all over the place.

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whats your craziest school story? Sept 20, 2023 3:49:07 GMT extremewreck2000, nostalgist32x, and 2 more like this

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Sept 20, 2023 2:15:33 GMT surrealkangaroo said:

This just came to me, but when I was in 8th grade some guys in my history class wanted to do a “water chugging contest” on the day before winter break (or Thanksgiving, I can’t remember). The teacher was actually okay with it because he thought they were just going to be drinking paper cups of water. In reality they were chugging down full 500 mL bottles. One kid threw up all over the place.

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whats your craziest school story? Sept 20, 2023 13:38:19 GMT extremewreck2000 likes this

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Post by Jr on Sept 20, 2023 13:38:19 GMT

You have to understand that this took place in a public middle school so fights took place almost every week with at least one per day.

So it was after lunch and everyone was going back to their next class and all of a sudden a fight breaks out, nothing unusual until everyone forms a crowd around the two which again isn't out of the ordinary however it was unusually big and when staff tried breaking it up I actively saw people pushing them away so they couldn't interfere, this became such an issue that they had to call in the on campus deputies to break it up and still people were actively keeping them away and so they decided to pepper spray everyone, even those who were just passing by (because afterwards several students complained how they were sprayed when they were just trying to get to their next class). So by the end of the day the school made a phone call about the situation (iirc also saying how several students went to the hospital and that if your kid was experiencing pain in their eyes then they should be taken to a hospital as well).

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whats your craziest school story? Sept 20, 2023 23:41:30 GMT nostalgist32x likes this

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Sept 20, 2023 3:49:07 GMT boomshakala said:

Sept 20, 2023 2:15:33 GMT surrealkangaroo said:

This just came to me, but when I was in 8th grade some guys in my history class wanted to do a “water chugging contest” on the day before winter break (or Thanksgiving, I can’t remember). The teacher was actually okay with it because he thought they were just going to be drinking paper cups of water. In reality they were chugging down full 500 mL bottles. One kid threw up all over the place.

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whats your craziest school story? Dec 27, 2023 15:22:57 GMT MantleM likes this

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Post by pokorocks on Dec 27, 2023 15:22:57 GMT

Aug 24, 2023 20:13:11 GMT pokorocks said:

A kid jumped out of an window, multiple times last and this year in my class. Most of the times he would come back, but one time he escaped for a class (i don't think there was even a test that day) and he came back the next class. He also drew the nazi sign on school stuff, basically vandilasing stuff, he even got in trouble for doing those stuff because he did it multiple times.

He jumped out of the window AGAIN along with 2 other kids to get out of the class even though it was ONLY 30 minutes (the classes were shortened that day)

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whats your craziest school story? Dec 30, 2023 7:44:40 GMT MantleM and duckiguess like this

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Post by Springy on Dec 30, 2023 7:44:40 GMT

My high school was a nightmare location. Like seriously, cat-fights, seagulls after lunch, food fights, the works. Wasn't even in a bad area (and no, it was no where even near a beach so IDK where the gulls came from)! Yet the craziest thing that happened there wasn't any of those. Some kid got dared to stick a knife in his leg at school, and he did! A full blown kitchen knife and everything. The entire school building was closed off with tape.

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whats your craziest school story? Dec 31, 2023 13:37:01 GMT duckiguess and omegalostcat like this

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Post by lostmedia1975 on Dec 31, 2023 13:37:01 GMT

Oh, I just remembered another one!

This happened in November 2021, and someone came into class and told us to write a story about a turkey who doesn’t want to get eaten on Thanksgiving, letting us all take turns with the keyboard.

The first kid to go up made it so the turkey waged war against all of humanity for killing turkeys on thanksgiving, and then after some other kids went (I don’t remember what they wrote, this was over 2 years ago), I went up, and I made the turkey go to a state fair, head to the truck where they serve the fried confections, grab her by the neck, and shove her face inside the deep fryer, and then brutally beating her ass into the next goddamn century.

I then made him unscrew the Ferris wheel, causing it to roll around town with a bunch of people on it.

Then one of my siblings went up, and he made it so the turkey found love with another female turkey, they have sex, get drunk off their asses, only for the male to hit the female over the head with a bat, instantly killing her, and then walking away.

Everyone was shocked by how dark me and my sibling took the story. Even one of my worst rivals at school were surprised by how dark it was. I like to call this one story “Terrance the Turkey Terrorist.”

I’m kinda proud of this one, even though it’s not as wild as the others, it’s still a pretty fond memory.

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Dec 31, 2023 13:37:01 GMT lostmedia1975 said:

Oh, I just remembered another one!

This happened in November 2021, and someone came into class and told us to write a story about a turkey who doesn’t want to get eaten on Thanksgiving, letting us all take turns with the keyboard.

The first kid to go up made it so the turkey waged war against all of humanity for killing turkeys on thanksgiving, and then after some other kids went (I don’t remember what they wrote, this was over 2 years ago), I went up, and I made the turkey go to a state fair, head to the truck where they serve the fried confections, grab her by the neck, and shove her face inside the deep fryer, and then brutally beating her ass into the next goddamn century.

I then made him unscrew the Ferris wheel, causing it to roll around town with a bunch of people on it.

Then one of my siblings went up, and he made it so the turkey found love with another female turkey, they have sex, get drunk off their asses, only for the male to hit the female over the head with a bat, instantly killing her, and then walking away.

Everyone was shocked by how dark me and my sibling took the story. Even one of my worst rivals at school were surprised by how dark it was. I like to call this one story “Terrance the Turkey Terrorist.”

I’m kinda proud of this one, even though it’s not as wild as the others, it’s still a pretty fond memory.

Dark or not, it is quite creative. I can't say I wouldn't have written something a lot different if I had to write a story like that. That reminds me of another time when I was in school. I must have been about 9 at the time. In our class we were put in groups of 3 and asked to write a story together. I don't remember what the story was my group wrote, but I remember naming the main character "Master Bates" not knowing at the time what that meant. The teach just told us multiple times not to name the character that without saying why and we got confused. I'd find out a few years later what that term meant and have that "Oh" moment when I thought back to the story we had to write.

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Dec 31, 2023 15:04:53 GMT dxmax said:

Dec 31, 2023 13:37:01 GMT lostmedia1975 said:

Oh, I just remembered another one!

This happened in November 2021, and someone came into class and told us to write a story about a turkey who doesn’t want to get eaten on Thanksgiving, letting us all take turns with the keyboard.

The first kid to go up made it so the turkey waged war against all of humanity for killing turkeys on thanksgiving, and then after some other kids went (I don’t remember what they wrote, this was over 2 years ago), I went up, and I made the turkey go to a state fair, head to the truck where they serve the fried confections, grab her by the neck, and shove her face inside the deep fryer, and then brutally beating her ass into the next goddamn century.

I then made him unscrew the Ferris wheel, causing it to roll around town with a bunch of people on it.

Then one of my siblings went up, and he made it so the turkey found love with another female turkey, they have sex, get drunk off their asses, only for the male to hit the female over the head with a bat, instantly killing her, and then walking away.

Everyone was shocked by how dark me and my sibling took the story. Even one of my worst rivals at school were surprised by how dark it was. I like to call this one story “Terrance the Turkey Terrorist.”

I’m kinda proud of this one, even though it’s not as wild as the others, it’s still a pretty fond memory.

Dark or not, it is quite creative. I can't say I wouldn't have written something a lot different if I had to write a story like that. That reminds me of another time when I was in school. I must have been about 9 at the time. In our class we were put in groups of 3 and asked to write a story together. I don't remember what the story was my group wrote, but I remember naming the main character "Master Bates" not knowing at the time what that meant. The teach just told us multiple times not to name the character that without saying why and we got confused. I'd find out a few years later what that term meant and have that "Oh" moment when I thought back to the story we had to write.

Nice. Master Bates sounds like a Kahoot name lol. What was the story itself about?

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whats your craziest school story? Dec 31, 2023 17:55:29 GMT

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Dec 31, 2023 15:50:40 GMT lostmedia1975 said:

Dec 31, 2023 15:04:53 GMT dxmax said:

Dark or not, it is quite creative. I can't say I wouldn't have written something a lot different if I had to write a story like that. That reminds me of another time when I was in school. I must have been about 9 at the time. In our class we were put in groups of 3 and asked to write a story together. I don't remember what the story was my group wrote, but I remember naming the main character "Master Bates" not knowing at the time what that meant. The teach just told us multiple times not to name the character that without saying why and we got confused. I'd find out a few years later what that term meant and have that "Oh" moment when I thought back to the story we had to write.

Nice. Master Bates sounds like a Kahoot name lol. What was the story itself about?

I really don't remember what the story was about, although if I remembering correctly, I think we got the name Master Bates from the Norman Bates character in Psycho, although none of us had seen the movie just heard his name before and decided to use it.

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Post by MantleM on Jan 3, 2024 3:03:43 GMT

Middle School:
• A kid brought a bullet to courtyard and threw it on the ground.

• One day in career development, we had this (probably) drunk substitute teacher yap about her divorce for so long it literally delayed that day's assignment into the next. That's the only time I've seen a teacher agree with the students about the substitute note the day after.

• A whole flock of girls showed up in pink wigs and shirts that read "Gay Squad" one day.

High School:
• Heard from a friend of mine at the time that there were kids fucking on the stairs during Fall semester homecoming in 11th grade.

• During a senior year Kahoot game, students put the names "Dreamybullxxx" (a famous porn actor) and "Cotton Pick Her" on the board.

• I witnessed a fight occur in the cafeteria one morning where this one dorky dude I knew from biology got beaten up for "being a snitch" allegedly.

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whats your craziest school story? Jan 3, 2024 3:32:53 GMT

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Post by darkrage6 on Jan 3, 2024 3:32:53 GMT

My craziest school story actually didn't happen at school itself but while we were on a trip to the Field Museum in Chicago, one kid in my class got in trouble for trying to go up the down escalator and and an alarm went off and the escalator turned off and he got scolded by security and my teacher.

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