whats your craziest school story?

i used to be on some C R A Z Y shi in elementary. things i did are (but not limited to):
strangled someone
stayed outside after recess
poured gatorade on the slides
cursed out someone
said the n word (had no idea what it meant just heard it in songs dont cancel me)
cracked a window
put a virus on the computers
broke my arm

if you cannot tell something is wrong with me :3

We also had a teacher that would yell at the special ed students and one of my teachers kept breaking the rules.

I have a bunch lol

Kindergarten: I remember my counselor leaving our class without saying goodbye. My teacher (who was very rude) thought that we weren't behaving well, so she made us all write apology letters for her. I was crying when she said that, but she told me to stop crying, and I could just draw a picture for her instead. I also remember my whole class briefly getting those packs of animal crackers, but we got them taken away because we were bad or whatever.

1st Grade: I remember not bringing my lunch one day, so I looked everywhere for it. I always brought my own lunch to school back then, fyi.
During some round robin game thing, I was misbehaving or whatever, so I basically got kicked out.

2nd Grade: A lot of people were talking over this teacher at lunch, so this other teacher (who was a para I think) literally BLEW THE WHISTLE JUST MERE INCHES FROM THE MICROPHONE!!! IT LITERALLY PICKED UP THAT SOUND!!! I always thought that was the reason my ears rung every so often until I found out that everyone else's ears did that.

3rd Grade: Another teacher yelled at us because a kid that she was helping looked back at us while we were walking. Because heaven forbid that people look at you when you move.

4th Grade: My teacher and I had a mutual hateship. There were a lot of things that went on during that year, but one thing I remember was the other 4th grade teacher (who was a military brat, mind you) taking all of us outside to do some photo finish thing where we all had to step on the white line on the basketball court at the same time.

Middle School: The sewer pipes were kinda leaky, so in the hallways and the locker rooms it would sometimes smell like pure eggs. I also hated lunchtime because this one extremely rude art teacher had her whistle with her and yelled at us.

I got nothing for 5th grade and high school because nothing really insane happened those years. But, something happened with one of my teachers, but I don't wanna talk about it because I don't wanna get doxed.

I was still required to go to a field trip because the teacher said it was part of an assignment (I don't remember what the assignment was) and no reschedule option even though I was 40º. All I remember is trying standing away from everyone else. School closed around 3 weeks later.

I need that book lol

There was also that time in ninth grade where I got so little sleep at night I decided to go to the Dollar General about a hundred yards away to buy a mountain dew (I drank the whole thing in under five minutes). To this day, my mom says I was lucky I didn't get in trouble for that.