Tell me about your freakiest dreams!!

Now I'm imagining the Swedish ending being a bunch of cowboy coconuts show up & start turning the place into a wild discobliss bird museum that is actually a front for a plastic fork trade. And HAL gets probed by a gwienklin.

This week alone is madness for my dreams.

First, I had this dream a couple of days ago where I was watching the 2003 "Berenstain Bears" series (don't turn this into an arguement about the Mandela Effect) and this episode I'd only saw in my dream where Brother got in trouble with a disturbing neighbor character that didn't appear in the series. What I can describe is that this neighbor character had yellow eyes, sharp fangs, a beard, and he got overalls. Honestly, he kinda looks like a combination of a Berenstain Bears character, the early design of Shrek from the Chris Farley cut, and Bruno Madrigal from "Encanto". The design didn't look anything like something Stan, Jan, or Mike Berenstain would've done. His introduction is him shedding the fake beard disguise revealing his frightening face. He then starts laughing as the sun shines on him. His laugh is also literally the Totoy Abnoy laugh. You know, this video:


The next dream I had last night is that I saw a trailer for a Minnie Mouse "movie". I say "movie" with quotations, because it felt like a weird theme park attraction. There's like 2 versions of this "movie trailer", but the second version is still fresh on my mind. Basically, it's a "choose your adventure" trailer. I chose the bottom option and it gave me this weird story involving Yzma from "The Emperor's New Groove" as a muscular mermaid teaming up with another evil merman, who calls up a robot army leader to zap someone or something like that. It then fades into a scene of Mickey Mouse in his clubhouse as he is building something with Major Monogram and Perry the Platypus from "Phineas and Ferb" on the TV. Goofy walks in as the robot leader zaps him for a minute. Goofy screams like he's Squidward for some reason. What makes this "movie" felt more like a theme park attraction is that it just felt like a ride pre-show video rather than a movie. Just look at these ride pre-show videos and you get what I dreamed of.





It also has these closed captions that are done in the Disney font, but it looked like it was made for a "Sing-Along-Song" video as the text change to blue after each word. But when Goofy got zapped, rather than having the text say (screaming), the text turns into an iceberg chart (it actually looks like Disney Branded Television iceberg chart (shameless plug), that then changes into every Disney Television Animation series made up to this point as Disney+ tabs, even for shows that aren't on Disney+ for now. Then, a zipper transition plays before fading in to a shot of ............ Desperate Dawg? That's right, Desperate Dawg from "The Dandy" appears to be working for Yzma and captures multiple Disney characters in kennels. Each scene after that is Desperate Dawg celebrating, using Oliver from "Oliver and Company" as a scarecrow of some sort for other enemy dogs, and abrupt fade ins and fade outs. After that, I just started shaking, trying to wake myself up as I get too chilly and felt like I'm turning into a dog myself.

Then, a couple hours later, I had a even scarier dream where I found a book about fashion girls. Why is that scary may you asked? Because, it had a section about Halloween fashion and it had a link to games made for Halloween. One of which is about a carrot who turns into a zombie carrot during Halloween and another one is about a chicken. what felt like a sequel of another game of some sorts, delivering an egg to a girl farmer as a full moon starts rising, but I got out of it quickly before I get too spooked of what's about to happen to the chicken and then I woke up in confusion (the same thing happened last night after that bizarre crossover dream I had, but with music in my head for 10 minutes or so).

 And remember kids, DON'T EAT FLAVORED CHIPS BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP. I learned it the hard way.

I once had a dream where I was being chased by a lesbian cannibal group who would use magic to turn people into lipstick tubes (the whole tube plastic and all) to store them. when they caught me I ended up working as a private chef for them and I so felt bad for not cooking human for them.

I was like 12 when I had this dream

this was the best commercial for eating flavored chips before going to sleep