Tell me about your freakiest dreams!!

Sounds like a weird action movie parody.

This one time I had a dream that I was shot in the arm and then woke up feeling sore in the exact spot that I got shot 

Basically all of the dreams where I was back in high school. The last one I had was the most bizzare with the teachers saying we were going to have a battle only for them to say we weren't. I don't know why I keep having dreams of my old high school, I didn't even like the place.

I had a dream where my house was sold to the cast of Hannah Montana and the funny part is I've never watched Hannah Montana I only watched it for the banging theme song

I just had this dream where I was in the Hospital and there are Casinos in the elevators and VR games too.

This is another weird dream I wrote down. I had this dream in February 2020. The dream began during the day. It was dry and partly cloudy. I was standing in the driveway next door to my grannies house and living there was (as I knew her in the dream) a big boned sassy black woman with short black curly hair, in her 30-40s.

I was standing on her driveway where a light brown and white goat without horns, was standing. The woman wanted to pull out the goats teeth for some reason. She had plyers in her hand, so to stop her doing this, I grabbed the goat and ran away with it. I couldn't run far with it and knew I sadly had to let go of it and when I did, she would catch up and proceed to pull its teeth out.

Next thing I knew I was outside one of my grannies neighbours house on the left side of her house. This house was very different than in real life than in my dream as in the dream, it was on top of a partly dusty, partly green grassy hill and the house was wide, cone shaped and made up of sandy coloured blocks and slate roofing tiles. I don't remember what happened here but what I do remember was that some US police cars drove up really fast and crashed. The first cars crashed into both sides of the building, one car on either side, before two US cops got out of the cars, one from each car, wielding handguns and went inside the building through a door.

Next I was in my grannies house. The sassy black woman was there, sitting on the sofa and my granny was nearby, sitting on a chair. The woman was wearing a dark green wool sweater and black trousers and boots. She was there to be nice to me for some reason and also wanted to give me something. When she tried to give me whatever this was, I couldn't take it as my hands were full as I was carrying about 5-10 packets of tights, which appeared out of nowhere. I didn't want anyone to see I had them, so I casually leaned over my grannies fireplace and dropped them there.

At this point I heard a low pitch drawn out bleep followed by a drawn out high pitch bleep, then a low pitch one and so on, this keep looping. I told my granny the bleeping was due to the money for her electricity running out, but she seemed more concerned on telling me something else than the electricity running out. The my phone alarm woke me up which probably explained the bleeping in my dream.

This is one more dream I wrote down.

Like most of my dreams, I do not remember parts of it but what I do remember was so odd, I had to write it down. I remember that I was in a bedroom. The bedroom was a medium sized room but in the dream, it seemed bigger which it was, but it also was not if that makes any sense. Like an optical illusion. Anyway, the room was lit by a bulb on a light fitting dangling from the ceiling. I was standing on the right side of a four-poster double bed. The bed had white sheets and pillows, but the posts were gold and spiral shaped while the rest of the bed frame was a dark brown wood. I couldn’t see the whole bed from where I was standing.

This bedroom in my dream, was my bedroom. Not mine in real life, but in the dream. There is a blank in what I remember in the dream at this point, but the next thing I do remember was seeing a dachshund dog, jumping on the bed, then opening out its long floppy ears and gliding into the air like the elephant, Dumbo in the Disney movie who could fly by flapping his large ears. This part is why I said the room looked bigger that it was. I looked forward with the bed to my right side and I saw what looked like Judges stands and on them, was Hal and Lois, the parents from the TV series, Malcolm in the Middle. Dewey, Malcolm and Reese, their kids in the series, were sitting at the end of the bed as if they were on trial from their parents.

I don't quite remember what happened directly after that, but the next thing I do remember is seeing a young light brown and white pony curl up and fall asleep on the middle of the bed. I was upset by the pony doing this since it was on my bad and I wanted it off. I went to find someone who could deal with the pony and take it away.

Next, I walked out of the house, although I do not remember seeing myself do that. I was in a garden. I looked over to a neighbour’s house. Someone was on the balcony on the roof of the house. The house was a bungalow and the person on the balcony turned to look at me. Then beside me, Compo from the BBC TV series Last of the Summer Wine, was standing there, in the same tattered clothes, green hat and wellington boots that the character wore in the series. He started talking to me but I don’t remember what he said.

In the last part of the dream I remember, I was in standing in the second floor hallway of a fancy building. I was looking around and saw that the stairs in the hallway went down to the first floor and the hallway landing area was square. There were people standing to the right of me, leaning on the balcony railing. There was a fancy large window made up of many small slightly frosted glass panes, at the other side of the stairs, directly in front of me. Daylight was coming in through the window.

I had a piece of bamboo or something similar and I began to play it like a whistle or flute and started playing a tune. I found it did not work too well. A black-haired woman in a fancy black flowing dress then handed me an Irish whistle. I started to play it. This is the first time I remembered every note I played. I was playing a tune called The Devil’s Dream. As I finished playing, I woke up and I started humming the tune. For the first time I fully understand when some musicians said they got the idea for a piece of music from a dream they had.