Tell me about your freakiest dreams!!

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This is part of another dream I had years ago. I wrote it down but can't remember where I put what I wrote but from what I remember it was disturbing. In the dream, I was in school and must have been around 10 years old in the dream. It was night time. I could see a mobile classroom with the door slightly ajar. I could see a yellow light coming from the door. I went in and sat down at a table. At the front of the room, someone who may have been Abraham Lincoln or someone who just looked like him, was giving a speech or lecture. I wanted to leave, so I looked over at the door but saw guards. Will Smith was here and he somehow helped me escape.

At one point in the dream I passed out. When I came to, I was laying on a table with someone using forceps to remove a gigantic black beetle from my throat. I even remember not being able to speak and wanting to yell out but instead choking and being disturbed by this in the dream. If I find what I wrote down, I will post the whole thing as its a bit weirder than just that.

Here is one I had last night:

I dreamed I was in a house but it was unusual, which I will get to. The house was in an area that had only short people living there who were around 2-4ft tall. I remember looking out a window and seeing that a few feet away from the window was a short (2-3 feet high) squared of, semi circular stone wall with grey stones covered in some Lichens and mosses and beyond that some grassy fields, scrub and a few trees and small hills in the distance, a bit like realistic versions of those hills you see in the background of Postman Pat when he was driving his van around the countryside. There was some cows in the field close to the wall.

The next thing I remember is seeing everything from the perspective of a drone that was flying high above the house. I think I was supposed to be controlling the drone but I don't really remember. What I saw was that the area I was in, was all the house, even the outside I saw through the window wasn't there, just a grey pathway around the house.

I saw a bright blue sky, and below where the house was, it was perched on a very narrow, flat top of the peak of a cone shaped mountain that got slightly crooked as it went down and quickly descended into thick greyish-white clouds below as it was so high up. The house was square and much wider than the peak of the mountain, so each side was over the edge of the peak it was sitting on by quite a bit.

The next thing I remember is wondering how people get up and down from here to do anything like go shopping or do they just stay here all the time. Then, I was back in the room of the house where my dream started. The only light in the room was coming from daylight coming through the window so the room was dimly lit.

Around the middle of the room, were chairs, arranged in a wide square shape. People were sitting on them. We were told that Jim Carrey was coming and he came into the room and sat beside a person directly right of me.  He got up and started doing something with his hands. I looked at my hands and saw I had in both of my hands, wrapped around my fingers, something I can only describe as a tangled up costume jewelry necklace. I saw what Jim was doing and started to untangle the necklace really fast which amazed everyone in the room.

I also remember talking to one of the local people who was a short man with a beard, but I don't quite remember exactly what it was about. I think it had something to do with someone wanting to buy the area, take the house over and throw everyone out and that was the reason why everyone was in the room. It was a meeting to figure out how to stop this. I think the person who wanted to buy the house was the same person who owned the cows in the field nearby.

I had a dream where I was stuck in a hospital room, no electricity, and the door was locked. Then suddenly the Xbox intro sound bursts into my ears and the whole room collapses. I then fall inside my bed and get eaten by my bedsheets. It was so intense that I woke up gasping.

The more I think about my GLaDOS dream (from May 26, 2022), the more GLaD I am that it stayed a dream. To summarize:

• Streamer decides to play arcade game music in Hoot Player.
• GLaDOS hacks the audio channels to deliver a lengthy, biting rant.
• As everyone listens to GLaDOS berating them, she gets louder and angrier as she goes on...
• ...and finishes while shouting impossibly loudly and stuttering dramatically a la Severance or Brain Power (sorry), interfering with everyone's lights.
• OOPS! Technical difficulties! The stream continues as normal, but I quit and watch Duff's Happy Fun Bake Time instead.

Had a horrifying dream the other night that my entire youtube feed was shitty reactionary streamers and no matter how much I refreshed it just kept loading that kind of video. In the dream I was mortified about this, but when I woke up I found it kind of hilarious.

That sounds like the funniest thing ever.