[S] Unknown song from an episode of American Dad!

I've been wondering about this one for awhile.  Basically in the AD episode "Seizures Suit Stanny" there's a song that plays during Stan's texting montage that I can't seem to find any information on.  Googling the lyrics does nothing and the wiki has no information on it either.  Can anyone solve this mystery?

Here are the lyrics:

I know my P.O.V. is A.F.K.
My energy is M.I.A. and never coming back
and FYI, the 411 on the F.A.Q. list
anyone will tell you
It's a lot like doin' crack
W-T-F-I
rolling on the floor laughing, L.M.A.O. interaction
wait for another reply
A.S.A.P. O.M.G.
Are you gonna T.X.T. me back tonight?

Sounds like something G. Love & Special Sauce would make even if the lyrics are laughably bad.