I am a creative person and I like writing and I have liked Weird Al Yankovic since I first heard one of his parody songs. Years ago I decided to take songs and write my own parodies to various songs. Here are two I remembered. If anyone else has any, please share.
First is the chorus of a song I called "Stacy's Jon" a parody of Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne. First actual lyrics:
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want And I've waited for so long Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
"Stacy's Jon"
Stacy's Jon has got it goin' on It was all I wanted And I've waited for so long Stacy, can't you see? I really had to pee I know it might be wrong but Now I am stuck on Stacy's Jon
Next, "The Real Slim Shooter" a parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here?
"The Real Slim Shooter":
This is the police: May I have your attention, please? I repeat, this is the police! May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shooter please stand up? please stand up? please stand up? Will the real Slim Shooter please stand up? Drop all of his guns and put both hands up? We're gonna have a problem here?