Tell me about your freakiest dreams!!

Maybe it's trauma?

I recently had a dream where I saw an unaired episode of "The Noddy Shop" that guest starred Alec Baldwin and Michael E. Rodgers as Mr. Conductor and Junior from TATMR. I don't remember too much about this dream, and it wasn't really scary, but I do remember one scene where Mr. Conductor was piloting a yellow toy airplane (similar to the one Noddy was piloting in the 2009 CGI series "Noddy in Toyland"), while Junior was pretend surfing on the left plane wing while singing a few old songs, including "Singing in the Rain", before he almost lost his balance and was about to fall, but thankfully he didn't as he continues pretend surfing. Then, there was another scene where they were in the goblins' house, but I don't know how this scene went.

Yeah, there's nowhere to go but up from there.

I had a dream where I went to New York, and I got onto the very top of one of the twin towers (this dream takes place in 2024, and 9/11 never happened in this dreams timeline), and after some thinking, I walk away, and then run right back and jump off, plummeting to the very bottom and dying instantly.

This is one of those dreams where you wish it was true, but it sadly isn’t. And yes, I do hate my existence.

It happened to me today, i was dreaming about me talking with my brother and friends some stuff when all of the sudden, my computer turns on and i'm confused and there's ransomware on my computer. I try calling my dad, while someone in the background is saying "That happened because you download random stuff from your computer". I go and my dad's outside. Then after that i woke up and was so happy that it was just a nightmare.

I've got a whole trove of crazy dreams, most of which are from this decade. These are some of the weirder ones.

I once had a dream where I was at a baseball game, but got forced onto the field and had to escape, only for me to enter a grimy hospital room with evil surgeons who, in addition to doing horrible stuff to me, also decided to force me to...listen to Lady Gaga music. What?

Another dream involved a museum, which was even crazier. There were 90s TV effects, lemon-lime lighting, an extremely wobbly bridge (that I crossed...somehow), a goofy pink blob creature who was glitching violently, some crumbling floors, and I wound up meeting two vaguely-ominous twin girls who were doing puppetry.

(some point in 2019?) I was watching TV and a Liberty Mutual "Limu Emu & Doug" ad came on. But a few seconds after the intro, it showed a version of the intro with bad video quality and dripping, painty text. With blurry, scratchy quality, the rest of the commercial had a fake Doug being played by some probably-Italian actor, while Limu might’ve been a puppet. The Liberty logo at the end also sounded wobbly, and it played twice.

(March 6, 2020) Cake from BFB threatened in a deep, sultry voice, "Let me get it in you..."

(August 19, 2020) Sonic was fighting a giant rock, but whenever the rock hit Sonic, a bunch of purple "The"s went flying around. I took screenshots, but labeled the folder "nothing".

(January 20, 2021) "HoW mAnY fAvOrItE mOvIeS dO i HaVe?" [punches backpack] "MMM, SEVEN!"

(November 16, 2021) While wondering exactly how Puffball from BFDIA's voice was done, Ted Lasso loudly swore about JoJo, followed by a loud slamming noise.

(January 29, 2022) After the premiere night of The Afterparty derailed into a ridiculous sweat-fest due to the auto-tuned chorus in the "Two Shots" song, I had a nasty dream where everywhere I went, that particular part of the song kept pestering me and playing louder with each instance. When I got so exhausted that I almost collapsed, the chorus BLASTED AT FULL VOLUME!

(May 26, 2022) A streamer used Hoot Player to play the music from Starblade, only for the end theme to be hijacked by GLaDOS, who gave a grandly biting speech to the listener while gradually raising her voice and volume. She kept getting more unhinged, culminating in her final sentence AT FULL VOLUME WHILE F-LI-CK-ER-I-NG V-I-OL-E-N-TL-Y-Y-Y! And it was enough to shake the entire room and make the lights malfunction! It was quite like the Severance theme, which ends similarly.

(February 1, 2023) In a far more convoluted dream involving The Afterparty, I got warped into a fake episode that had some green, furry guy who I have named Tacky. He was quite excitable, but wasn't the brightest and used voice filters that made nearby objects emit strange sounds. The dream ended with me thinking to myself, "There's no Xavier, but they haven't closed Pandora's box."

(March 26, 2023) I watched a movie, but parts of it were cut out, most egregiously nearly the entire ending; it cut to the credits. After the credits, Yorick, the Muppet, made a random cameo. I like to imagine that considering Yorick's gluttony, he ate crucial parts of the movie.

Other particularly bizarre dreams of mine include...
2020-04-17 - A YouTube Poop where I.M. Meen got interrupted by Lorenz from FE3H for some reason. I can't remember what happened next, but I don't think Meen was pleased.
2020-07-25 - I ate a stop sign.
2020-10-07 - A skeleton was pole-dancing.
2020-11-21 - Sonic 2 was hacked to have BonziBuddy chase after the player to one-hit kill Sonic, even with rings.
2020-12-27 - A YouTube Poop where the Zelda CD-i intro was vocoded, and there was a rude comment about mashed potatoes.
2021-03-04 - The Super Readers from SuperWhy! told me they were going to eat my TV.
2021-04-05 - I met Zach Aguilar, but he wore a mask with the infamous Donkey Kong "FEATURE LENGTH" image on it.
2021-07-05 - A banger of a song began with a startlingly loud, deep bass note.
2021-10-08 - A fake episode of Star Trek: Lower Decks in which robot caterpillars came to visit. The Cerritos later vanished randomly and abruptly, leaving Boimler to fall into a fruit crate in a Venice-like town.
2023-02-18 - There was a rumor involving The Muppets being in the season finale of Poker Face, with Mean Mama being in the limelight.