Post by birbladyuvu on Oct 24, 2024 9:22:07 GMT
Rant about something unimportant or silly. I'll go first.
I hate toes. Why do they have to be so damn ugly? Ew. I want to just yank them off and throw them into a pit of fire. But then I won't be able to walk too good and my shoes won't fit right. I'll have to get short shoes. I'll have to get midget shoes. Midgets make great cannon fodder, but that's beside the point. My point is we should all jump in a pit of.. idk, something unpleasant and instantly melts off toes and only toes specifically.
Toe melting lava maybe. That needs to be invented. I'll get my servant/younger sibling to do that for me.
I hate toes. Why do they have to be so damn ugly? Ew. I want to just yank them off and throw them into a pit of fire. But then I won't be able to walk too good and my shoes won't fit right. I'll have to get short shoes. I'll have to get midget shoes. Midgets make great cannon fodder, but that's beside the point. My point is we should all jump in a pit of.. idk, something unpleasant and instantly melts off toes and only toes specifically.
Toe melting lava maybe. That needs to be invented. I'll get my servant/younger sibling to do that for me.
