Le Petit Package (Lost Short Film; 1999)
Sept 24, 2017 21:56:38 GMT
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Post by brandonthefan01 on Sept 24, 2017 21:56:38 GMT
Le Petit Package was a 1999 short film shot in black and white, and created by Matt Stone while he was working alongside with Trey Parker on Comedy Central's TV show, South Park.
---PLOT [FROM AIN'T IT COOL NEWS' WEBSITE; BTW, P***S IS CENSORED DUE TO IT BEING INAPPROPRIATE]---
A car drives up to a park. Matt Stone gets out. He takes a package out of the car. It is a gun. He puts the gun on the ground. He takes off his coat, his shirt, his pants. He is naked. He puts the gun to his head. The French music builds. And suddenly, his p***s to dance to the music. Up and down and up and down. He is happy. It dances left and right and up and down. He smiles. And he dances long with his p***s. A bicyclist drives by, seemingly not noticing. Then, a cop who smiles and waves. Then three unicyclists. Around and around the p***s goes. Then, a guy in a sweater comes by. He drops his pants and his p***s dances too. They both dance and their p*****s dance. Then, a third guy. And a fourth guy. Then, a clown. And a mime. And a black guy. Then a cute girl comes out with a trophy and gives it to the black guy. Then the girl gets on a swing behind the naked, dancing men and swings. Fade to black. The end.
The only existence of this short was a clip used in an early Braniff Airlines logo that can be seen on the unaired pilot of South Park (Ironically, the Braniff logo is from 1996) and it's currently unknown if Matt Stone still has the short film, or not.
---PLOT [FROM AIN'T IT COOL NEWS' WEBSITE; BTW, P***S IS CENSORED DUE TO IT BEING INAPPROPRIATE]---
A car drives up to a park. Matt Stone gets out. He takes a package out of the car. It is a gun. He puts the gun on the ground. He takes off his coat, his shirt, his pants. He is naked. He puts the gun to his head. The French music builds. And suddenly, his p***s to dance to the music. Up and down and up and down. He is happy. It dances left and right and up and down. He smiles. And he dances long with his p***s. A bicyclist drives by, seemingly not noticing. Then, a cop who smiles and waves. Then three unicyclists. Around and around the p***s goes. Then, a guy in a sweater comes by. He drops his pants and his p***s dances too. They both dance and their p*****s dance. Then, a third guy. And a fourth guy. Then, a clown. And a mime. And a black guy. Then a cute girl comes out with a trophy and gives it to the black guy. Then the girl gets on a swing behind the naked, dancing men and swings. Fade to black. The end.
The only existence of this short was a clip used in an early Braniff Airlines logo that can be seen on the unaired pilot of South Park (Ironically, the Braniff logo is from 1996) and it's currently unknown if Matt Stone still has the short film, or not.
