PSA

It honestly sounds like you're the only sane person in a room filled with a bunch of mentally insane people. I should know, I am completely mentally insane, perhaps even physically. I do at least TRY to be mostly positive around here, but my insanity just keeps making me say a whole bunch of crap.




Then again, I've been spamming the "What Are You Listening to Right Now?" thread with tracker music because I feel like that stuff is cool to share, even though I know for a fact that most people don't care. Or maybe I'm just suffering the side effects of eating dry Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I've been trying to eat a fair bit less & have succeeded a little bit, but I still keep eating dry Cinnamon Toast Crunch on an occasion like it's thi-ok, you know where this is going.


Or maybe this isn't the real me & if that's the case... who's the real me?

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL!!! GIVE ME BACK MY BODY!!!


Ok, who the heck is this weird fella inside the Southernmost part of the central part of my brain?

I'm the real you, stop making me suffer the adjacent horror that is cinnamon!

Oooooook then? I guess you're a bit of a cuckoo fella. Also, why does my font look so different from before that Southernmost guy kicked in?


Stop asking such dumb questions & GIVE THAT BODY BACK TO ME!!!

Eh? Why? Are we technically the same person, or perhaps I'm an illusion?

Finally, someone who gets it. We're all just the same brain, we just change positions & take over the part that controls the body. Can't we just be friends instead of constantly arguing over who gets to have control of the body for the next hour? See, I'm having the body dance to such groovy music! Why can't we all just enjoy our life?

Oh what life is there? This whole place is just some stupid existence conducted by some alleged aliens who wanted to experiment on this moronic planet we call Earth. Don't you even TRY to justify you having control of the body with your illegitimate actions of overjoy.

LALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING

...Ok, I feel like going somewh-

OH NO YOU DON'T, I'M GOING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLY INCOMPETENT JOKE THAT SHALL BE OBLITERATED!!!

Wouldn't doing so kill you as well?

Well, ok then, but you are just annoying & disgusting. You liking cheeseballs disgusts me, I HATE CHEESEBALLS!!!

Wow, you seriously hate cheeseballs? I mean, we're not even allergic to cheese & the body loves those cheeseballs. How do you hate them?

EVERYTHING SUCKS!!! WE ALL SUCK!!! THIS WHOLE PLANET SUCKS, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU LITTLE WASTE OF PINK SPACE!?

I don't know sir, that door over there seems friendly. The door even told me about the great wisdom that the black hole holds.

You're talking to literally non-sentient objects? Oh please, you're pathetic. Go to permanent sleep you helpless idiot.

(sigh) My roommates...

I know you are, I just can't(signal interruption)IN ORDER TO GET A BRAND NEW ZALRONIUS 5000, CALL 1-800-29 really get back to normal. I've been on this world wide web for far too long... going down the spiral further & further as I become less controllable. No one can control me, no one can feel me. I do not take myself down the stance of-GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS BRAIN IS KILLING ME(static)




Man, me not having real life friends anymore, alongside all the drama in those schools, really did break me mentally.

I can't tell if you're trolling or actually having troubles. I've talked people out of suicide a lot in the past, that's the only mental thing I can sort of "help" with ("Help" as in stall and wait until they're ready to call the Hotline) so I'm not sure what to say to you.

Because the thread had to go and get derailed I'll say one last thing

Mental health is incredibly important, and the forum should try to be more positive and learn to respect each other more and act maturely.

Mods please lock the thread, I'm really pissed that trying to be helpful gets greeted with whatever the Hell that was.

This is why I decided to listen to every single song here:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4SLMrG_07-JPeSqPyS6U0HijeUBQKgf2
No really, I feel much better after listening to all of those songs!