Post by TheRandomMan12345 on Aug 15, 2023 20:43:45 GMT
TW: Jokes; Profanity
I’m back, I was just (uhh…) making a rap album and I’m on vacation so I’m not anymore (yeah…). So, why not talk about politics and the 2024 election? Even just mentioning politics and the election is causing a monsoon, so even the thunder gods are pissed about how it will be.
Remember the 2020 debate with the exact same people? I don’t want to listen to an asshole and a shit going into a kitty fight! I mean, who the fuck wants to listen for 2 hours multiple times between September to November of 2 old men arguing over who’s dick is bigger?!
Our first candidate: Donald Trump, the guy who won by lying in the 2016 election. Man’s fucking insane to be a president. Why can’t he just be the guy in fast food commercials like the 90s? He NEEDS to be on “My Strange Addiction” because he’s obsessed with building walls. Bro probably gets so many boners upon boners from it, which is why he tried to take Mexican kids away from their parents.
But 2020 though, he can became of a joke than when he invented a word soon shortened for a 6IX9INE song and the fact that he’s fat. Obviously, he didn’t give a single fuck about Covid and made an oopsie poopsie. Covid-19 becoming a pandemic because Trump didn’t care until it became one in the U.S. is some wacky buffoonery!
Soon, he said he likes to troll: “we do a little trolling, it’s called we do a little trolling”. I mean seriously, who wants a 77 YEAR OLD president who acts like a 13 year old trolling asshole who thinks he’s an epic gamer with the most dank memes?! Not only that, but during the final debate of 2020, he said that he’s the least racist in the room (even though he mentioned not EVEN being able to see everyone), which Biden exposed him for banning Muslims because they’re Muslims, and that he’s done the most beneficial for the black community out of any president. Ah yes, forget about Abraham Lincoln ending slavery because someone who commonly communicates with Kim Jung Un helped blacks more.
Now, let’s talk about his legal issues. I mean, I could theoretically say, “let the hush do the talking,” and immediately be right. Damn, that was a lot of crimes he got exposed for recently. I think 2024 is instead how many years his sorry ass is being arrested. Speaking of hush money, the fact that the girl wasn’t at least 40 shocks me. She was probably like Al Pacino’s new son’s mother (she’s 29, he’s 83) and thought she was getting married or a baby so she can pay for her early retirement.
And he has 18 allies charged along with him?! Were they all helping Trump plan his armed insurrection because they also thought the election was rigged?!
Now, let’s talk about Biden, the guy who won the 2020 election by just mentioning where Trump was lying again! All he really does is fall every other week. He has lots of accidents, from chairs to bicycles. Oh no, how will he ever recover? I know Donald is also an old ass man, but at least his age isn’t worrisome with tons of mistakes (except maybe his corn hair, being spray tan buddies with Ariana Grande, and eating too much Twinkies).
Biden also sent the economy downhill with lower salaries and bigger prices. Besides gas prices costing more than rent, Little Caesars and their cardboard pizza is no longer $5 and the dollar tree is no longer a dollar or less (everything is $1.25)! If it’s inflation, why isn’t my minimum wage being inflated and instead deflated?! We’re straight up getting pimped by the rich.
Aren’t we forgetting about his documents? 30 documents were discovered by the attorney of a guy that can’t even make full sentences. I mean, for someone who at times been caught getting told what to say, what do you expect? Him to hide the documents well?!
I’m shocked he didn’t spill some of his crack (ice cream) on them! Bro is 80, coming to 81 this year, and with his obvious deterioration wants to be president until he’s 86. Does he even know he still holds the oldest president record? Who wants an ice cream addict to be president for 8 years when he can’t even form coherent sentences?
I genuinely think everyone is going to be fucked! The debates are just going to be filled with “Sleepy Joe” and “let the hush money do the talking”. So how do we make a change to prevent having 2 people nobody wants for a president to be a president while having the debate something people would want to watch? I don’t know, I’m not a god and just wanted to complain like Eminem in Mosh because I like complaining. And in conclusion: FUCK 2024!
I’m back, I was just (uhh…) making a rap album and I’m on vacation so I’m not anymore (yeah…). So, why not talk about politics and the 2024 election? Even just mentioning politics and the election is causing a monsoon, so even the thunder gods are pissed about how it will be.
Remember the 2020 debate with the exact same people? I don’t want to listen to an asshole and a shit going into a kitty fight! I mean, who the fuck wants to listen for 2 hours multiple times between September to November of 2 old men arguing over who’s dick is bigger?!
Our first candidate: Donald Trump, the guy who won by lying in the 2016 election. Man’s fucking insane to be a president. Why can’t he just be the guy in fast food commercials like the 90s? He NEEDS to be on “My Strange Addiction” because he’s obsessed with building walls. Bro probably gets so many boners upon boners from it, which is why he tried to take Mexican kids away from their parents.
But 2020 though, he can became of a joke than when he invented a word soon shortened for a 6IX9INE song and the fact that he’s fat. Obviously, he didn’t give a single fuck about Covid and made an oopsie poopsie. Covid-19 becoming a pandemic because Trump didn’t care until it became one in the U.S. is some wacky buffoonery!
Soon, he said he likes to troll: “we do a little trolling, it’s called we do a little trolling”. I mean seriously, who wants a 77 YEAR OLD president who acts like a 13 year old trolling asshole who thinks he’s an epic gamer with the most dank memes?! Not only that, but during the final debate of 2020, he said that he’s the least racist in the room (even though he mentioned not EVEN being able to see everyone), which Biden exposed him for banning Muslims because they’re Muslims, and that he’s done the most beneficial for the black community out of any president. Ah yes, forget about Abraham Lincoln ending slavery because someone who commonly communicates with Kim Jung Un helped blacks more.
Now, let’s talk about his legal issues. I mean, I could theoretically say, “let the hush do the talking,” and immediately be right. Damn, that was a lot of crimes he got exposed for recently. I think 2024 is instead how many years his sorry ass is being arrested. Speaking of hush money, the fact that the girl wasn’t at least 40 shocks me. She was probably like Al Pacino’s new son’s mother (she’s 29, he’s 83) and thought she was getting married or a baby so she can pay for her early retirement.
And he has 18 allies charged along with him?! Were they all helping Trump plan his armed insurrection because they also thought the election was rigged?!
Now, let’s talk about Biden, the guy who won the 2020 election by just mentioning where Trump was lying again! All he really does is fall every other week. He has lots of accidents, from chairs to bicycles. Oh no, how will he ever recover? I know Donald is also an old ass man, but at least his age isn’t worrisome with tons of mistakes (except maybe his corn hair, being spray tan buddies with Ariana Grande, and eating too much Twinkies).
Biden also sent the economy downhill with lower salaries and bigger prices. Besides gas prices costing more than rent, Little Caesars and their cardboard pizza is no longer $5 and the dollar tree is no longer a dollar or less (everything is $1.25)! If it’s inflation, why isn’t my minimum wage being inflated and instead deflated?! We’re straight up getting pimped by the rich.
Aren’t we forgetting about his documents? 30 documents were discovered by the attorney of a guy that can’t even make full sentences. I mean, for someone who at times been caught getting told what to say, what do you expect? Him to hide the documents well?!
I’m shocked he didn’t spill some of his crack (ice cream) on them! Bro is 80, coming to 81 this year, and with his obvious deterioration wants to be president until he’s 86. Does he even know he still holds the oldest president record? Who wants an ice cream addict to be president for 8 years when he can’t even form coherent sentences?
I genuinely think everyone is going to be fucked! The debates are just going to be filled with “Sleepy Joe” and “let the hush money do the talking”. So how do we make a change to prevent having 2 people nobody wants for a president to be a president while having the debate something people would want to watch? I don’t know, I’m not a god and just wanted to complain like Eminem in Mosh because I like complaining. And in conclusion: FUCK 2024!
