Post by darkrage6 on Sept 8, 2022 1:59:57 GMT
Well I'll just throw this out here because it actually is an interesting question as to why I said Ghostbusters 2016 and I also said Last Jedi and Bore: Farting Thunder, so I'll kind of clarify my statements...
Ahem.
Thor: Revenge of the Poor Writing, was one of the most stunningly bad and yet also absolutely sleep inducing things I have ever seen in my entire life. It turned theactual central TITLE character into a joke, it was nothing but one slapstick comedy routine after another and I can honestly say that if you have ever seen the anime Elf Princess Rane then you have seen Love and Blunder already only you would have seen it cheaper, because Elf Princess Rane you can get off anime pirate websites for free and it doesn't last for two hours. I honestly think the Gorr the God Butcher really exists and that dude that he killed at the beginning of the movie was the physical embodiment of the mcu's pride...which ironically would make it the first MCU found footage movie.
Ghostbusters 2016...look the less said about it the better, but there are literally only two people in the world that would ever enjoy that movie: people who genuinely do agree with what the creators and what the studio was (at the time) trying to "say" or people who have such low standards that they're borderline deranged. Those are the only two kinds of people that could drive enjoyment from what was literally the cinematic equivalent of watching someone die of cancer: slow, horrifying, brutal and something you never want to experience again.
Last Jedi has absolutely nothing to do with the alleged "message" because the movie didn't have a message, because to have a message it would have had to have a plot. Nor does have anything to do with the main character being a Mary Sue because frankly I wanted Fin to be the main character, since I thought he was much more interesting both in the first film and just as an idea, you know...a rogue stormtrooper becomes a Jedi Knight, something cool like that. But then again the director (and I'm using the term so loosely that it might as well be a thin gossamer coating) decided that it would be a good idea to subvert expectations quotation marks, and by doing so he decided to kill off the central character of the entire series, rewrite the entire plot of the previous film, completely changed the ending of the previous film, have Princess Leia fly through space like Mary Poppins, and then completely redesigned hyperdrives so that there's no reason why they wouldn't have been used as world destroying super weapons. Soooo yeah. Instead of having Fin the cool former stormtrooper now learning to be a Jedi under the tutelage of Luke Skywalker, we have a complete Nothing Burger of a film that literally destroyed one of the greatest science fiction franchises of all time and killed Luke fucking Skywalker for Christ's sake. But maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm not the director of Last Jedi. Thank God. But I can tell you that prior to Last Jedi I was probably the biggest Star Wars fan on Earth, I was literally just a Star Wars simp, and even after Force Awakens, while I thought it was boring, I was willing to give the sequels a chance. If you had told me, literally minutes before I walked in the theater to see Last Jedi, that I was going to walk out and never want to see any Star Wars product again because I was so disgusted with what they did to the franchise...if you had told me that I would have laughed in your face and pushed you aside to get into the God damned theater, and when I was walking out and you were still standing there you would see tears running down my face and I would run over to you, throw my arms around you and say "I'm sorry I ever doubted you, friend!"
So anyone that does not mindlessly agree with your asinine opinions has "low standards" LOL only one "Deranged" here is you idiot. You are a joke.