Post by mesmerate on May 23, 2021 20:37:21 GMT
Obligatorily: sorry if this is already found, or never lost! (I just can't find it).
First of all, it was a YouTube series divided into parts (3 I believe). I'm fairly certain the name started with a K, then became a German sounding thing (Kurz? Kesg?) followed by the rest of the word. I can't remember the name. The most detail I can give relates to the actual story itself.
All parts combined, it it was a 1 and a 1/2 hour movie. It starts with an ancient looking movie reel, one of those metal octagon things, coming through space and hitting the Earth. All of the world governments of Earth, unsuprisingly, become very interested in this alien object. What they find on it is even more suprising: the movie reel was created by, and explains the culture of, an entire alien society.
This alien society is biologically identical to humans, except they have genitals for faces and faces for genitals. We're shown scenes from the movie reel, as a narrator tells us what the scientists of Earth have learned about this alien society from the reel. In order to copulate, the aliens have to spit repeatedly in each other's genital faces. The male aliens' dick mouths are too small to eat food when they're young, so they have to use a catheter and make food soft (we're shown a scene of a teenage dick alien eating potato chips this way). Furthermore, the aliens breastfeed with their ass instead of their breasts.
The people of Earth tumultously develop the telescopic technology required to view where the aliens are located (really far away in the universe). Furthermore, they are so disgusted that they create a fleet of spaceships intending to go to war with this alien society. The alien society figures this out, and viewing Earth, thinks human society is disgusting and send a fleet of warships at our planet as well. However, neither fleet is able to travel faster than light, or at the very least can't travel very much faster than light. Therefore, the journey for both fleets takes generations.
We're given a sort of intermission here, where we return to Earth. A man thinks aliens have invaded it, but nobody believes him (this is presumably before the movie reel crash lands?). He functions as the narrator for this part of the story (it's in the first person). He's in a a very small, westernish sort of town. He suspects virtually everyone he meets as possibly being an alien, and thinks a larger alien invasion is going on. Eventually, he gets lost in a cave, the entrance falling out behind him. He finds a pool of water, and strikes a match. In the reflection of the water he sees that his face has fallen off, revealing a penis. In his moment of suprise, the scene ends, returning to the ships.
The alien and human fleets are now very close to meeting halfway. But just before they do, everyone on every ship from both fleets get distracted because they just happen to be playing with their romantic partners' underwear. The fleets fly past each other, and make no attempt to go backwards and meet each other. Now, the fate of the alien fleet is ignored and the story focuses solely on the human fleet.
The human fleet has gone through so many generations that the purpose of their trip begins to be lost. A whole group of people in the fleet dedicate their life to theatrical entertainment. They use genetic modification to make their bodies into strange shapes, acheiving a form of post-humanism. There is a striking scene that zooms out on an image showing a flat array of these performers, as a narrator (a performer presumably) says something to the effect of "we did it so long, we forgot what the purpose of it was in the first place" (referring to their post-human form of entertainment).
Now, the story focuses on a married pair of humans living in the space fleet. There's a sort of coup and the woman gets kidnapped. After that, she is strapped to a chair and brainwashed. Except... the brainwashing material is a Mickey Mouse cartoon (the character in-universe still acts like this is a legitimate form of brainwashing). She just barely gets saved by her boy-friend, but they have to escape from the ship with a scientist.
The scientist reveals that he has a time machine. His plan to stop the coup of the current human fleet is to go back in time and prevent the war fleet from being assembled in the first place. He doesn't end up sending himself into it, for a reason I forget (I think there was a time constraint relating to their escape pod being attacked). As the pair are sent into it, so is, incidentally, a movie reel having come from the post-human performances. This movie reel is revealed to be the same movie reel that crash landed on Earth and started the war. Meanwhile, the married pair are shown to be in a sort of Garden of Eden, but it is ambiguous as to how far back in time they have travelled or indeed whether or not they are on Earth. The man gets an erection, and then his penis suddenly grows a face and says "hello." Neither seems troubled by this, and the movie ends.
That's all that I can remember off the top of my head. If anyone here wants to ask questions about the plot, I am happy to answer in so far as I am able. I think this series of videos had over a million views on YouTube at one point, but I presume they got taken down (or I'm just terrible at searching for things). If anyone can find if, I'd be really grateful!
First of all, it was a YouTube series divided into parts (3 I believe). I'm fairly certain the name started with a K, then became a German sounding thing (Kurz? Kesg?) followed by the rest of the word. I can't remember the name. The most detail I can give relates to the actual story itself.
All parts combined, it it was a 1 and a 1/2 hour movie. It starts with an ancient looking movie reel, one of those metal octagon things, coming through space and hitting the Earth. All of the world governments of Earth, unsuprisingly, become very interested in this alien object. What they find on it is even more suprising: the movie reel was created by, and explains the culture of, an entire alien society.
This alien society is biologically identical to humans, except they have genitals for faces and faces for genitals. We're shown scenes from the movie reel, as a narrator tells us what the scientists of Earth have learned about this alien society from the reel. In order to copulate, the aliens have to spit repeatedly in each other's genital faces. The male aliens' dick mouths are too small to eat food when they're young, so they have to use a catheter and make food soft (we're shown a scene of a teenage dick alien eating potato chips this way). Furthermore, the aliens breastfeed with their ass instead of their breasts.
The people of Earth tumultously develop the telescopic technology required to view where the aliens are located (really far away in the universe). Furthermore, they are so disgusted that they create a fleet of spaceships intending to go to war with this alien society. The alien society figures this out, and viewing Earth, thinks human society is disgusting and send a fleet of warships at our planet as well. However, neither fleet is able to travel faster than light, or at the very least can't travel very much faster than light. Therefore, the journey for both fleets takes generations.
We're given a sort of intermission here, where we return to Earth. A man thinks aliens have invaded it, but nobody believes him (this is presumably before the movie reel crash lands?). He functions as the narrator for this part of the story (it's in the first person). He's in a a very small, westernish sort of town. He suspects virtually everyone he meets as possibly being an alien, and thinks a larger alien invasion is going on. Eventually, he gets lost in a cave, the entrance falling out behind him. He finds a pool of water, and strikes a match. In the reflection of the water he sees that his face has fallen off, revealing a penis. In his moment of suprise, the scene ends, returning to the ships.
The alien and human fleets are now very close to meeting halfway. But just before they do, everyone on every ship from both fleets get distracted because they just happen to be playing with their romantic partners' underwear. The fleets fly past each other, and make no attempt to go backwards and meet each other. Now, the fate of the alien fleet is ignored and the story focuses solely on the human fleet.
The human fleet has gone through so many generations that the purpose of their trip begins to be lost. A whole group of people in the fleet dedicate their life to theatrical entertainment. They use genetic modification to make their bodies into strange shapes, acheiving a form of post-humanism. There is a striking scene that zooms out on an image showing a flat array of these performers, as a narrator (a performer presumably) says something to the effect of "we did it so long, we forgot what the purpose of it was in the first place" (referring to their post-human form of entertainment).
Now, the story focuses on a married pair of humans living in the space fleet. There's a sort of coup and the woman gets kidnapped. After that, she is strapped to a chair and brainwashed. Except... the brainwashing material is a Mickey Mouse cartoon (the character in-universe still acts like this is a legitimate form of brainwashing). She just barely gets saved by her boy-friend, but they have to escape from the ship with a scientist.
The scientist reveals that he has a time machine. His plan to stop the coup of the current human fleet is to go back in time and prevent the war fleet from being assembled in the first place. He doesn't end up sending himself into it, for a reason I forget (I think there was a time constraint relating to their escape pod being attacked). As the pair are sent into it, so is, incidentally, a movie reel having come from the post-human performances. This movie reel is revealed to be the same movie reel that crash landed on Earth and started the war. Meanwhile, the married pair are shown to be in a sort of Garden of Eden, but it is ambiguous as to how far back in time they have travelled or indeed whether or not they are on Earth. The man gets an erection, and then his penis suddenly grows a face and says "hello." Neither seems troubled by this, and the movie ends.
That's all that I can remember off the top of my head. If anyone here wants to ask questions about the plot, I am happy to answer in so far as I am able. I think this series of videos had over a million views on YouTube at one point, but I presume they got taken down (or I'm just terrible at searching for things). If anyone can find if, I'd be really grateful!
