Left twix or Right twix

I usually eat right first, then left. But does that mean right is better? Or would that make left better because it would take out the theoretical bad taste of right out of my mouth? What even are twix if we really think about them? Are they a simple candy? Or a grand statement on the sillyness that is separating ourselves and causing wars when we really need to be together. This is why twix is the most important candy of all time.