Dumb and Dumber: "One-half teaspoon for fast, effective relief."
From the game Deus Ex (2000) Quotes "I guess You Had to Be there":
"Harvey: Look, Monte “Three Dumps A Day” Martinez is heading for the bathroom. Monte: Yes, and once I’m there I’m going to create a special pokemon just for you."
Rocky: Do you know what "a-bomb" means? Bullwinkle: Certainly! A bomb is what some people call our program. Rocky: I don't think that's so funny. Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently.
Rocky and Bullwinkle, "The Treasure of Monte Zoom part 5"
"No, you can't drink water. You have to drink gravy. It's the American way." -My dad, who snuck up on me in the middle of the night while I was just trying to drink.
“P-part of presidential p-p-p-p-p-policy, i-…….. *sigh* I can’t do this. A little pink guy once told me that I needed to find out what I’d be good at as president. And I’d finally figured it out. I’m the president… who shouldn’t have been a president. Let’s face it, I’m a retard! You know, I always used to want to win the election and have people like me, but… I don’t care about that anymore! And I gotta be honest, everyone who trolled me, and gave me nasty messages: Fuck you! Fuck off! Jagoff! Thank you.”
