Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke

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Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Sept 12, 2023 17:48:49 GMT

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Post by lostmedia1975 on Sept 12, 2023 17:48:49 GMT

Tell me your best Yo mama joke, as many as you want, and don’t hold back!

Here are mine:

Yo mama so dumb, when I said “this food is fire”, she called the fire department.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Planes, Trains, and Automobiles was a travel agency.

Yo mama so dumb, she brought sex toys and lube to Dave and Busters.

Last Edit: Sept 12, 2023 17:50:17 GMT by lostmedia1975

mrblue25 Lost Media Beginner Posts: 34	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Sept 12, 2023 19:17:07 GMT via mobile duckiguess likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by mrblue25 on Sept 12, 2023 19:17:07 GMT Fav gotta be "Yo mama so dumd she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
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lostmedia1975 Lost Media Veteran I forgot where I had misplaced that media! Posts: 1,676	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 13, 2023 8:16:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lostmedia1975 on Oct 13, 2023 8:16:29 GMT Sept 12, 2023 19:17:07 GMT mrblue25 said: Fav gotta be "Yo mama so dumd she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE. The fact that this is the only comment I ever got. It’s a good one tho.
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lostmedia1975 Lost Media Veteran I forgot where I had misplaced that media! Posts: 1,676	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 17, 2023 13:13:42 GMT nostalgist32x likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lostmedia1975 on Oct 17, 2023 13:13:42 GMT Here’s another one: Yo mama so dumb, listening to pitbull gave her rabies.
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Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 18, 2023 21:01:17 GMT via mobile nostalgist32x likes this

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Sept 12, 2023 19:17:07 GMT mrblue25 said:

Fav gotta be "Yo mama so dumd she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.

PERSON 1: How Do You Spell Dumb

PERSON 2: D-U-M-D

PERSON 3: U Stupid

PERSON 4: The Correct Term is Dumd

Last Edit: Oct 18, 2023 21:03:58 GMT by nostalgist32x

nostalgist32x Lost Media Veteran Goodnight, whatever that is Posts: 2,192	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 18, 2023 21:05:11 GMT via mobile nostalgist32x and duckiguess like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by nostalgist32x on Oct 18, 2023 21:05:11 GMT Mines a little dumb but I'll give it a shot Yo Mama's so dumb she misspelled I on the spelling bee...

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 19, 2023 19:52:13 GMT via mobile Eddie, duckiguess, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2023 19:52:13 GMT One of mine is “Yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what’s on the other side”

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 19, 2023 19:52:35 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2023 19:52:35 GMT Sept 12, 2023 19:17:07 GMT mrblue25 said: Fav gotta be "Yo mama so dumd she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE. SAME

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Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 20, 2023 18:02:08 GMT

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Post by jbosco1982 on Oct 20, 2023 18:02:08 GMT

Yo mama's so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo mama's so fat, when she uses a computer, she has to use Doors instead of Windows.
Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on a pair of BVD's, they spell out BOULEVARD.
Yo mama's so fat, she got stuck inside of a black hole.
Yo mama's so old, she was the entertainment director on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

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Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 21, 2023 0:57:22 GMT

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Oct 20, 2023 18:02:08 GMT jbosco1982 said:

Yo mama's so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo mama's so fat, when she uses a computer, she has to used Doors instead of Windows.
Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on a pair of BVD's, they spell out BOULEVARD.
Yo mama's so fat, she got stuck inside of a black hole.
Yo mama's so old, she was the entertainment director on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

These ones are fucking phenomenal. Did you come up with some of them?

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Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 22, 2023 1:33:10 GMT

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Post by jbosco1982 on Oct 22, 2023 1:33:10 GMT

Oct 21, 2023 0:57:22 GMT lostmedia1975 said:

Oct 20, 2023 18:02:08 GMT jbosco1982 said:

Yo mama's so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo mama's so fat, when she uses a computer, she has to used Doors instead of Windows.
Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on a pair of BVD's, they spell out BOULEVARD.
Yo mama's so fat, she got stuck inside of a black hole.
Yo mama's so old, she was the entertainment director on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

These ones are fucking phenomenal. Did you come up with some of them?

I personally came up with the black hole and the Noah's Ark jokes, but the rest aren't my creations. The Polo shirt one, an old work friend of mine came up with that one, and the rest were from various media sources like MAD Magazine or NPR's Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me!

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Maybe you should listen and leave some room for doubt
You're just handing out bad reputations
Why don't you shut your mouth?
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Eddie Lost Media Fan "Always on the hunt!" Posts: 252	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 26, 2023 3:22:00 GMT via mobile lostmedia1975 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Eddie on Oct 26, 2023 3:22:00 GMT Yo mama's so fat that when she plays with her hula hoop, people think that Saturn has collapsed into the Earth!

Eddie Lost Media Fan "Always on the hunt!" Posts: 252	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 26, 2023 3:23:06 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Eddie on Oct 26, 2023 3:23:06 GMT Oct 19, 2023 19:52:13 GMT @puppybunny67 said: One of mine is “Yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what’s on the other side” Great one!

lostmedia1975 Lost Media Veteran I forgot where I had misplaced that media! Posts: 1,676	Your favorite/best Yo Mama joke Oct 26, 2023 18:16:26 GMT surrealkangaroo, duckiguess, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lostmedia1975 on Oct 26, 2023 18:16:26 GMT Yo mama so dumb, she booked an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

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