There was a flash animated short on one of the old websites like Kongregate, Armor games, Funny Junk and the like, I distinctly remember the website this video was on had a tan theme at the time I watched it, and while I haven't been able to find anything through my own searching, I hope at least one other person will remember the animation. I can remember almost the entire script and can picture some of the scenes, it looked like it was drawn in MS pain with extensive use of the shape tool. It might have been called like, Bad Teacher or something similar?
the scripts was approximatey: Teacher - "Students... I'm going to teach, and you're going to learn... whether you like it or not. Even if I have jam it down your throats I will do it, for death is your only escape. And don't get any ideas, for I've locked all the windows and removed all sharp objects from the room... Even your pencils." Student - "how are we supposed to write then?" Teacher - "Quiet you!"
I think there may have been more to it after that, but I can only remember the etachers eyes turning red and the students cowering.
I know it'll be hard to actually find the thing since flash is dead, but I'm holding out hope that someone else has at least seen it so I know I'm not crazy.