"This works to make you become a Gorilla (per user requests). Since we sometimes think we know what we want and end up not wanting it after we experience it , we made this formula so that you only experience being an Gorilla for one day.
You must be VERY consistent & persistent with listening so that this can come into fruition. You will wake up one day as an Gorilla and experience EVERYTHING there is to being an Gorilla.
You will become the type of Gorilla that matches your personality. Once you experience a full day you will wake up as your normal self the next day (it will almost feel like a dream but the experience will be very profound that you will know it was real) Once many people experience the Gorilla experience and would like to permanently become a Gorilla, we will create a formula to become one permanently.
This will be a memorable experience for sure. Something you will always remember."
Post by dogpolygonrt66 on Mar 11, 2017 8:40:37 GMT
William Bedford invented the truck. He has disappeared into the sands of time, never to be seen again. Something must be done about this, so I founded an underground necromancy group.
Post by crumbelivable on Mar 11, 2017 15:31:35 GMT
In 1910 John Cera Music invented music. But then 101 years later Justin Bibble and the Beatles, the worst death metal band ever, FUCK YOU REV I LIKE WHAT I LIKE, went back in time and killed him as he wrote the first song, "COME Josephine in my flying machine" They then stole the song and passed it off as a new creation, creating a time paradox that ruined music forever. RIP MUSIC 1910-2011 GOODBYE
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